this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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