he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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