The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
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