so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Plan B is the new Plan A
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Randomize
