i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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