i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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