question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
