Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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