wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Randomize
