Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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