You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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