Dual....:-)
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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