You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
