So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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