Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
i now understand why vodka
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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