when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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