brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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