I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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