so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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