just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
There's even glitter on my cock...
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