You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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