She is in my trunk
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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