Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I need a beard to bite.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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