I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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