What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Randomize
