Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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