i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
