nut hugger
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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