do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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