White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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