I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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