No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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