when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Randomize
