I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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