This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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