So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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