At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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