Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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