I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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