The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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