Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
