Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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