sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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