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Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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