I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
A+ Viking dick
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Randomize
