Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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