How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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