So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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