does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
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