You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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